Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.
by SandiestOrb April 21, 2019
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Get the Nickelback Syndrome mug.n. Someone with no musical ability who endlessly explains how a song should have been written or performed.
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Don't listen to that old dude. He's just an armchair nickelback.
You know that's Bob Dylan , right?
Yeah. So what's your point?
You know that's Bob Dylan , right?
Yeah. So what's your point?
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
Get the armchair nickelback mug.The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:
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What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.
...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.
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What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.
...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.
by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019
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Get the Nickelback mug.When you (or someone you know) hates on something popular just because of popular opinion and not because of their own personal judgement. A couple of example include, but not limited too Nickelback, Pineapple on pizza, Video games, Windows 11, etc...
by Total Nonsense January 16, 2022
Get the Nickelback Syndrome mug.Nickelback stands for a very very cheap (a nickel) prostitute with missing teeth. It perfectly fits the quality of a band also called nickelback. The german version of the word is "Hartgeldnutte".
Your mom released me from a lot of old sperm and I payed her 5 skittles for it. She is a real nickelback.
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