a good Nickelback song

Such a thing does not exist. See more under nickelback.

(a good nickelback song) x (a good nickelback song) = -1

by HailTheKingBaby2 December 6, 2012

drop a Nickelback album

The act of excreting feces out of one's anus, especially the runny and smelly kind, causing significant disgust to others.

Often when I eat gas station sandwiches, I have to go drop a Nickelback album in the closest dirty public restroom right after a hobo is done jerking off in it.

by Phongstradamus January 9, 2012

The Nickelback Effect

Something that gets hate only because the rest of the general public hopped on that old hate train. Goes hand in hand with the Android Effect.

"Hey man you check out that new Nickelback?"
"Nah Nickelback sucks dude, screw Nickelback!"
"You ever listen to them?"
"Nope."
"Wow, you are a living and breathing example of the Nickelback Effect."

by Anyone up for Denny's? October 25, 2018

covid-19 at a nickelback concert

I don't know what this means. Someone help me please

People show up like COVID-19 at a Nickelback concert!

by LoneStar42 May 21, 2020

armchair nickelback

n. Someone with no musical ability who endlessly explains how a song should have been written or performed.

.......................................

Don't listen to that old dude. He's just an armchair nickelback.

You know that's Bob Dylan , right?

Yeah. So what's your point?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

nickelbacked

when you are about to leave the bar, and you buy a bunch of nickelback songs on the jukebox for the sorry folks you're leaving behind.

--"how you remind me is playing and i'm the only one here beside the bartender. :/"
--"sounds like you were just nickelbacked"

by enlightenme April 15, 2012

NickelBackBlumpkin

The Act of receiving a bumpkin from a black girl in a port-a-potty

Joe: Gooley, is it true Sam finally became a man last night?

Gooley: No, all he got was a NickelBackBlumpkin.

Sam: Shut up, it got me tits!

by Fricken May 18, 2010