A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.
Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.
by Patriot-hate August 11, 2022
When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.
by HHHUIOP January 12, 2018
Someone who is from New England and exudes the hippy counter-culture vibe. Long hair down to butt, etc.
by EnigmaTheDingus August 26, 2016
by AJJ304 September 16, 2008
A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.
After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
by daddydeals March 14, 2025
When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
by Butterball Sully April 07, 2024
When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.
by Charles Nutworth lll May 02, 2023