Nebraska

the place where God himself decided to give the Nebraskans the best sun rises and sets to make up for the crazy-ass weather.

Gotta love Nebraska

by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017

*Spongebob Narrator Voice*

The monotone voice of the narrator in the show Spongebob Squarepants

(When time is passing slowly) *Spongebob Narrator Voice* "3 hours later"

by Free Amerika April 6, 2015

Bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

This guy tried sneaking in Nebraska

Guy:the best states are California,New York, and Nebraska

Other guy: bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

by Aye926 October 12, 2021

nebraska

Nebraska is the only bisexual state in the United States. It always goes both ways during election time. Nebraska is the only state that allows for a split in the electoral vote. Since 1991, two of Nebraska's five electoral votes are awarded based on the winner of the statewide election while the other three go to the highest vote-getter in each of the state's three congressional districts. This fact was later embraced by Nebraska in a tourism slogan that said, "Nebraska, We Go Both Ways."

Nebraska is bisexual. It goes both ways. It's true, I read that somewhere.

by CambridgeBayWeather November 21, 2006

False Narratives

Some things that some people make up about some certain people or some certain things just because they love them or hate them. However, they can only be False Narratives if what they love aren't as good as they make them out to be and if what they hate aren't as bad as they make them out to be. On the other hand, there are some times when what they do love are really as good as they make them out to be and what they hate are really as bad as they make them out to be.

Some people compare the President to Adolf Hitler, no matter who it is and some people say some certain things are the greatest thing since sliced bread, they are clearly both False Narratives since even if said President is bad, they still wouldn't be as bad as Adolf Hitler was and in reality, no one really knows for sure what the greatest thing since sliced bread is.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 23, 2021

Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021

surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013