Neil Jarrett

Noun-Traditional Northern Queensland dialogue introduced by catholic settlers to the region in 1980.
-A man whose body is entirely made of mango,
-loves undercuts and short sleaved shirts,
-loves Rob's cousin (even though she looks like Rob)
-Constantly horny and looking to grab a bit.
- Loves hard core Nu metal.
- Also known as Powersack
- Cheats on Medal of Honour- shoots everyone with sniper rifle while hiding in a second story window.

1."Watch out" said Blue "I'm as horny as Neil Jarrett"
"See that Neil Jarrett?" said sheep dog "he's wearing red which means he's got the horn"
2."Hey, doesn't that girl look like Rob?" said Adrian
"Yeah, I'll still give her a serve, just put a bag on her head" Said Horny Neil.

by Adrian Johnson November 1, 2004

Neil Yates

A shitbag cunt who made the online mmo Dead Frontier a pay 2 win game, as now nobody can compete with the people who bought a weapon more expensive then a fucking xbox 1, LIKE WOT TF MATE

Darn mate neil yates has done it again, more pay 2 win weapons .

by A neil yates hater November 26, 2016

Neil Armstrong

v. The act of performing butt sex in space.

I Neil Armstronged that bitch while she was wearing her space apparatus.

by petewheeler June 18, 2009

Neil Young

After camping out with your best friend and listening to neil young songs all night long, you wake up the next morning, naked, with a very wet condum hanging out of your anus, wearing a cowboy-hat, with your friend standing in front of you smiling, complely naked with a cowboy hat on and listening to "Old Man" by Neil Young.

"Dude, lets go Neil Young!"
"NEIL YOUNG!!"

by Zwantel Washington June 11, 2008

Neil Haskell

A handsome, talented, witty, HOT dancer who appeared on season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance and came in third place. Also made an appearence on season 7

(Neil Haskell and Sabra Johnson's Top 6 Jazz Routine)

by Artemis Rodni Franch June 14, 2010

Neil Sanderson

That one money hungry snake in Three Days Disgrace that is exploding with arrogance and is obviously in a relationship with Matt fuckboy Walst.

Don't touch his money or Neil Sanderson will slither after you and hunt you down because money is all he cares about .

by Asonia Soldier April 6, 2017

Neil Bookman

A 33-year-old pedophile jerk who takes advantage of young boys. He has baby-killer eyes and unstable tendancies. But don't worry, he's a nice guy once you get to know him.

Neil Bookman likes 'em around 14 years old.

by Numbers December 14, 2008