"Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.
As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.
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While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch
I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.
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Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Bro, we hit a straight up Nebraska Sinkhole last night. Thought I was going beast mode till the bed ate us alive, then she starts gushing everywhere like the whole thing was rigged. Looked like that viral clip red car, silver truck, gone. Had to MacGyver our way out before anyone saw the carnage… or the puddle.
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