Mysterion

Kennys alternate identity on South Park. Most people think it is clyde, but its not. Maybe next episode we will see because at the end of the episode, Mysterion went to jail.

godspeed mysterion! you're a beacon of hope in a bleak and dreary world

by bulldog8899 March 22, 2009

Mystery Box

When given the choice between getting something of known value or something of unkown random value, the latter is denoted by the mystery box.

It might be fine to go for the mystery box. But human beings have a tendency to fall for the mystery box without weighing the outcomes first, seeking the thrill of gambling.

A boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! And you know how much we want one of those. We'll take the box.

Who could resist the call of the mystery box.

by evilm0nkey June 16, 2017

Mystery box whore

Someone, who when playing Zombies on COD, who will do anything including fuck up the whole game for a shot at the mystery box.

"Quit being a mystery box whore!"

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Musty

A stank person, who smell like they haven't tooken a shower in dayz. Or somethin' that stinkz like shit.

Dayum! That trick's coochie is musty, fareal.

by T-Laya February 20, 2004

Misty Woggish

Jovial term initially used to describe a man or woman of African origin, having just woken up and thus possessing a 'misty' look, with swollen lips, eyes, cheeks, and other effects on facial areas. Also acting with short temper and irritation, probably from the annoyance of being woken up from a pleasant slumber. Now used to describe all creeds/races.

"Don't have a go at me! Look at you all misty woggish."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Musty Waff

When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.

David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

mystery wood

boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.

One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately.
Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood?
Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS!
Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.

by Themi Theodos May 9, 2009