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Hold My Ass

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.
Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"
by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010
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wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018
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Shit on my ass

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.
"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded
by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008
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Oh my ass

When someone is getting fucked in their shitty asshole, they may proclaim this state of discomfort.
Rubbercow got some hot anal and said "Oh my ass". Ed masturbated.
by Seifer Almasy June 27, 2003
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stick it in my ass

its when u stick it (your dick) in someones ass
Girl : Stick it in my ass baby
Boy : Okay
by Kurt Is A nigger June 24, 2017
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pain in my ass

a: youre such a pain in my ass
by youasianimasiangoodcombinASIAN October 14, 2019
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suck my ass

The action to suck someone's ass
by Z123B123K March 28, 2015
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