by rgebishop August 18, 2006

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.
Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."
Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."
Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"
by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
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