Mustard Dipping

When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.

John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in

Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride

by Big L.O December 25, 2016

mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

mustard eater

Term used to describe a person with restrictive eating habits. In an effort to keep calorie consumption at a minimum, restrictive eaters often choose mustard (a low-calorie pungent powder or paste prepared from ground mustard seeds) as their condiment/dip/sauce/meal of choice.

What is her secret for staying so thin? She must be a mustard eater.

by Mustard Mollie August 01, 2011

mustard sweat

When you eat so much mustard you start to sweat

We had to take billy to the doctor. He broke out with a case of the mustard sweats

by 1610861 September 14, 2013

Gnarly Mustard

The gnarliest of the gnar, substance left in residual amounts as the remnants of a killer shred

Dude1: You just gotta strap in, kick it, go mach chicken and spread the gnarly mustard

Dude2: Gnar gnar

by streetgyps202 February 09, 2010

mustard plug

the BEST ska band EVER from my hometown GRAND RAPIDS,MI

have u ever heard mustard plugs song lolita?

by girl grom GR June 23, 2005

honey mustard

The most delicious sauce in the world. Burgar King charges you extra for it if you don't buy the chicken tenders

Sheep, honey mustard and fries makes me so happy *smiles retardedly*

by Hanan March 12, 2004