mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

mustard buster

Mustard Busting is the act of jerking off with mustard smeared over ones cock

“My Cock is yellow and tingly, i must be a mustard buster.. actually ima go home and mustard bust right now!!” -Gage Gus

by mattnotgus September 24, 2019

Dreet Mustard

Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed

"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"

by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023

Gnarly Mustard

The gnarliest of the gnar, substance left in residual amounts as the remnants of a killer shred

Dude1: You just gotta strap in, kick it, go mach chicken and spread the gnarly mustard

Dude2: Gnar gnar

by streetgyps202 February 9, 2010

mustard eater

Term used to describe a person with restrictive eating habits. In an effort to keep calorie consumption at a minimum, restrictive eaters often choose mustard (a low-calorie pungent powder or paste prepared from ground mustard seeds) as their condiment/dip/sauce/meal of choice.

What is her secret for staying so thin? She must be a mustard eater.

by Mustard Mollie August 1, 2011

mustard sweat

When you eat so much mustard you start to sweat

We had to take billy to the doctor. He broke out with a case of the mustard sweats

by 1610861 September 14, 2013

mustard plug

the BEST ska band EVER from my hometown GRAND RAPIDS,MI

have u ever heard mustard plugs song lolita?

by girl grom GR July 2, 2005