Dizzy Mummy 

When your dick won't stay hard with a condom on.

Her: Why you keep going limp?
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.

Dizzy Mummy by chedderman1 November 19, 2010

My Mummy 

Its the English way to spell it you Americans.

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.

My Mummy by MrMystick June 22, 2019

Red Mummy 

A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.

LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."

Red Mummy by MBgreezy and Rboogie December 18, 2006

Yummy cummy mummy 

Yummy Cummy Mummys are plagueing this earth. they are mummys that like to take your yummy cummy. Yummy cummy in your yummy mummy's tummy is bad yummy cummy not so yummy cummy makes your mummy dummy. yummy cummy mummys birth cummy babies and cummy babies born from yummy cummy tummys end up as yummy gummy babies. there is nothing more contagious then a yummy cummy mummys yummy gummy baby that was birthed from the tummy of said yummy cummy mummy.

Carlos: "wow, did you see that yummy cummy mummy?"
Fil: "Yes, have a look at her yummy gummy baby that was birthed from her yummy cummy tummy"
Carlos: "Oh how I wish to cummy in that yummy mummys tummy"
Fil: "shut up bro"

Yummy cummy mummy by fredthemovie2 April 28, 2021

your mummy's bum cunny 

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

your mummy's bum cunny by tudda dahl October 18, 2008

limp mummy 

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies

Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!

limp mummy by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016

Your mummy 

A very sexy woman indeed

WOW! Is that your mummy? very gud very gud

Your mummy by whydidjypee May 12, 2022