Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.

Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"

by Brutto81 November 25, 2017

Muddilingus

Noun: the act of going down on a woman who wipes her anus back-to-front after bowel movements.

Muddilingus on your mom is best performed 4 hours after she has eaten Indian food.

by YUsostoopit January 13, 2018

muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex

After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn

by Cb & ck February 6, 2018

Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.

"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."

by Imperitus May 21, 2021

Muddy Lotus

Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.

Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.

by Muddypal69 January 24, 2022

Muddy Shot

When a man pumps fecal matter into their urethra and then ejaculates it out.

"I can still smell the Muddy Shot Daniel sprayed all over my face last night"

by DuffDingle March 6, 2022

muddy trombone

the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part

Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.

by Filthy Rodríguez January 21, 2009