Muddy Mississippi

Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.

Last night I got a muddy Mississippi and my hair has never been the same

by Adam c January 09, 2015

Muddy Whale

When you cum in a fat woman's ass, she farts and spouts it back out again.

Well blow me down! My fat girlfriend just gave me a muddy whale

by johnny apps December 17, 2010

Muddy Minge

A prolonged period of time at a music festival can cause a great deal of sweating, drinking; therefore urinating and exposure to mud and piss-filled pints of beer.

The combination of these things can lead to a rather unpleasent aroma developing in the vaginal area; an odour which will remian for the duration of the festival due to the lack of adequate showering and general hygiene facillities.

Thus, girls may suffer from the well known phenomenon termed "a muddy minge".

Deeksy- "Fucking hell. I shagged this girl at Leeds Fest last year but I refused to go down on her."

Some guy- "Why man?"

Deeksy- "She had a right muddy minge!"

by BeefQuarmby January 30, 2010

muddy puck

Anal sex when the act is performed while watching a televised hockey game, particularly in Canada.

While wathcing the All Star game, I muddy pucked my lady.

by Muddy P January 26, 2009

Muddy Fox

The act of pulling out to orgasm during anal sex

Whenever we're together Tom gives me a muddy fox

by LemonySnickets May 19, 2017

muddy catepillar

when a man shits his pants so bad that it moves to the front and gets his dick and balls all muddy.

nurses sometimes have to clean up muddy catepillars.

by Michelle and Laura August 05, 2007

Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.

"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."

by crudesexualpun October 07, 2013