When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.
by Cinnamonroll~ 112xD April 3, 2009

the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.
by Monty Burns April 6, 2004

Mount Vernon is a town split in half. A bridge divides this 4 square mile town between a ghetto and a pretty nice surburban neighborhood. Unlike some of the definitions of my counterparts, the dividing line is not black/white, it is between urban/surburban. My whole family is "white" and I grew up on the ghetto side. So, by default, there must be more than one or two white people. Sorry guys your definition is inaccurate.
Mount Vernon also has an underfunded public school system, which suited me just fine. Life is what you make out of it. You can grow up poor on the ghetto side of mount vernon go through an underfunded school system and still make something of yourself.
Mount Vernon also has an underfunded public school system, which suited me just fine. Life is what you make out of it. You can grow up poor on the ghetto side of mount vernon go through an underfunded school system and still make something of yourself.
Mount Vernon is the exact opposite of some of its neighboring towns. You have to work harder when your from Mount Vernon to get certain places, but it is worth it. Mount Vernonites learn the value of hard work.
by Mount Vernonite May 13, 2005

The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit
by someone stole my name February 13, 2014

Mount Olive is a suburb in Morris county New Jersey including two towns; Budd Lake and Flanders; where all the kids feel the need to act all gangster and smoke weed like crazy. There's not even a true MOUNTAIN in Mount Olive, just some midget ass hill that they decided to name the district after. Every kid in MO knows where to get some pot if they really need it. The high school sucks; the inside looks like some psych ward and anyone that goes there knows that "The choice.. is yours." Don't get me started on the football team. Mount Olive has the most pride out there, yet the football team sucks balls and never wins. Ever. I usually end up cheering for the other team at the football games and pretend like I don't live in MO, because I am quite ashamed of it. Everyone shows up to the games despite the fact though; most kids smoke or the girls give blow jobs out in the woods there. The cops are all assholes that don't have anything better to do except harass the teenagers. Oh, if you're not in Dunkin Donuts, you arent cool, and if you don't walk everywhere, you're not cool either. 8th graders have been suspended for sending out nude pics of their flat chested selves, and they're more likely to get pregnant than anyone else in MO. Basically, if you're planning on moving to Mount Olive, I highly suggest you DON'T.
by MOHS student October 25, 2009

Matthew chapters 5-7.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013

mount jey-muh-doo
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1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 Parts Jameson Whiskey. Typically drank from the can "Baptist Style" and best served cold. Originating as an urban myth in the early 21st Century (circa 2014), Mount Jamedew saw a resurgence via word-of-mouth guerilla advertising during the COVID-19 era and is now enjoyed in the homes of at least 4 American families. Is also sometimes shortened to simply "Jamedew". Variations include: John Jonah Jamedew/Johnny Jamedew (add the Scottish whisky of your choice), and Jaimédew (Tequila, preferably añejo, in place of Jameson)
𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 Parts Jameson Whiskey. Typically drank from the can "Baptist Style" and best served cold. Originating as an urban myth in the early 21st Century (circa 2014), Mount Jamedew saw a resurgence via word-of-mouth guerilla advertising during the COVID-19 era and is now enjoyed in the homes of at least 4 American families. Is also sometimes shortened to simply "Jamedew". Variations include: John Jonah Jamedew/Johnny Jamedew (add the Scottish whisky of your choice), and Jaimédew (Tequila, preferably añejo, in place of Jameson)
-Yo, you want some Mount Jamedew?
-Dude, that's like your third can of Mount Jamedew, no way you're driving home.
-Every time we hear JJJJ accuse Spider-Man of being a criminal, we have to drink our John Jonah Jamedews.
-Look at this guy drinking Jamedew from a glass, what a weirdo.
-Dude, that's like your third can of Mount Jamedew, no way you're driving home.
-Every time we hear JJJJ accuse Spider-Man of being a criminal, we have to drink our John Jonah Jamedews.
-Look at this guy drinking Jamedew from a glass, what a weirdo.
by InventorofJamidew December 25, 2021
