Motson

An attractive young woman. Derived from totty. (Totty - Motty - Motson)

We're going out to look at a bit of Motson.

by BazzaBessarion October 16, 2008

mostool

One who is drunk or high. A sh*thead to some or simply crap/garbage.

You act like such a mostool sometimes.
You'll be a mostool when you grow up, because you live unhealthily.

by The Mostallion March 26, 2009

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016

morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 June 27, 2016

Moshonie

Moshonie is a photogenic blonde that doesn't believe in you complimenting her BEAUTY. Even though she does have the *it* factor. She has a big heart! Very specific things annoy her (like her boyfriend), and she takes 90% of everything SERIOUSLY.

Guy 1: Isn't Moshonie just GORGEOUSSSSSS?!
Guy 2: YAAAAAAS!!

by Chicken Tenders Isn't Chicken January 20, 2017

mostness

Trumps all mores and mosts

I love you mostness.

by Kyle Raines October 5, 2017

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018