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Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.
Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.
by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016
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Monopoly

Son: "daddy, what were you and mommy doing last night?"
Dad: "we were playing Monopoly"
by Mi dikis hard January 7, 2021
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Monopoly

"Disney is a monopoly."
by Tallwhiteguy546 July 1, 2020
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monopoly

its just like real life but in game edition you just have to get money from other things and you owe money to other properties
You: wanna play some monopoly
Friend: IV'E PRACTICED FOR THIS IN REAL LIFE
by nicku1006 July 16, 2025
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Monopoly Go Ads

A once fun but now boring game that has gone worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games and websites LOVE to include.

It features a old ass man wearing a tuxedo too small for the average eye to see and a hat that is even bigger than him. It sometimes also includes a grey dog whose eyebrows are even bushier than all the hair on my body.
Monopoly Go Ads are just annoying af.”
by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024
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Monopolyed

It's the act of flipping a board game board because you're losing; origin-when you lost everything during a monopoly game to another opponent you'd flipped the board game in a fit of anger
*flips board*
Douchebag-yo bro you just monopolyed the board
by Ummmmm05 May 12, 2014
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come over and play monopoly

Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!
by Joseph_ARgo May 17, 2019
mugGet the come over and play monopolymug.

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