Knife Monopoly

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

by Better526 April 15, 2020

monogeneous

Extremely homogeneous

There are so many tech people in SF they are monogeneous

by sandraxine August 21, 2016

Ball Monokuma

Ball monokuma is a gift from god. He is a sexy ball of handsomeness and if you see him make sure to kiss him. Ball monokuma is a ruler over all of us and will not hesitate to kill you if you don't obey him.

Person one: Who is that?
Person two: thats our lord ball monokuma

by Stupid.idiot666 May 11, 2020

Monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Neito Monoma

Neito Monoma is the definition of pure beauty and is a very misunderstood character. He needs to be seen more than just hating class 1A, I feel like he just wants his class to be recognized because class 1B really does have stronger students than class 1A, but Monoma is just pure beauty and needs to be understood more often. :)<3

“Wow have you heard of Neito Monoma?”

“Yes I have! He’s the absolute definition of pure beauty and needs more love”
“I agree!”

by aqxticx June 14, 2021

monosodium glutamate

Longer term for MSG, A flavor enhancer
more commonly used to refer to E621

Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer

by bill but not really September 20, 2020

monologuing

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.

Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.

by Me Thinking July 25, 2008