taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 11, 2006

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011

mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 26, 2007

mole frijole

1. n/v: pouring chocolate sauce on your partner's backside and then tossing their salad.
2. n: that 'special' chunky coating on a male or a toy's exterior after anal intercourse.

When he went south-of-the-border with his lover he gave her the most fantastic mole frijole known to humankind.

by m. sherman March 30, 2008

Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.

Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!

by Steven Moss January 5, 2009

mole

A dark black, brown, or similar colored growth found on the skin. It resembles a freckle but it's raised.

The man had a cancerous mole removed from his arm.

by Big Bird September 10, 2004

the sneaky mole

When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth without any warning.

Cody pulled the sneaky mole on that chick last night.

by the mola December 8, 2009