mommed

when someone who is not a mom flips out at you and tells you what to do as if they were.

"yo i left mad dishes out and my room mate totally mommed me".

by jollycrabbut October 21, 2009

Mom

The person who got fucked to have you

My mom got fucked to make me.

by Thedeckofcards October 18, 2016

Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg December 5, 2018

Mom

Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary

Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"

by AClair September 5, 2015

Mom?

A random word to ask! Haha!

Emily: Ooooh, what a big package!
Armani: Mom?
Emily: ...The mailman is here

by pinksoo January 16, 2009

mommed

verb, past tense of "to mom"
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.

Me: Hey, you've been playing for the last hour and a half, could I play for a bit?
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.

by ihatebeingmommed December 3, 2005

Your mom's mom's mom

The insult used after "Your mom" and "You mom's mom" have already been exhausted. It is often used by small children that do not grasp the full scope of comebacks.

"Hey Timmy, want some apples?" "Your mom eats apples." "Your mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom's mom eats my dick and drinks my cum! Oooooooh!"

by AFuckingBearFuckerWithNoDick August 6, 2014