maitey

Refering to a good friend of yours

U kno maitey?
Maitey is coming over in a bit

by HoomanK February 11, 2008

mobitel

Eastern European word for cell phone.

I'm going to be out today, call my mobitel.

by Josh Geyer May 9, 2008

MLITEOF

My Life Is The Essence Of Fail - For when you have passed any normal levels of FML or Fail! This term basically means your life is as screwed as it gets.

"Dude, I just ran over my kids' new dog...While they were in the car! MLITEOF"

"MLITEOF! I was sleeping in class and the teacher woke me up and I punched her by accident."

by Ravig October 29, 2009

moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.

Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?

by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013

moistery

A mystery of a moist nature.

Police Officer: Looks like the Wet Bandits have struck again.
Inspector: We've got another moistery on our hands.

by TopTextBottomText April 24, 2017

Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.

I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.

by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018

moistestieristnesstierestiernesstiernessestier

when something is mega moist

“I was moistestieristnesstierestiernesstiernessestier when I saw Dan in those jeans last night!”

by Mega moist man June 14, 2018