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MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.
Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.
by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010
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mister mocha

1) A classic nickname for a light skin with a mocha-like skin color
Bobby goes by Mister Mocha online, and if you saw him you'd know why. He looks like he bathed in a Starbucks drink.
by TheMisterMocha November 24, 2018
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Mochas Gracious

Like "Muchas Gracias" or "You're welcome" in Spanish, but spelt very wrong, usually in texting errors by idiots
1. "I like your shoes"
2. "Mochas Gracious"
3. "Stupid, it's Muchas Gracias"
by Hunter Trippy December 22, 2019
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Creamy Mocha

When you’re hammering home that chocolate starfish and accidentally cum in that booty
I was givin’ her the ol’ jackhammer and ended up givin’ her a creamy mocha surprise.
by Cookie Monster34 October 9, 2020
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Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved
Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse
A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........
by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020
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Mocha Time

Man: be ready at 9:15

Other man: so with Mocha Time that's like 9:45 right

Man: yes
by bing2112 February 25, 2011
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