The military vibe check 

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

The military vibe check by Bofasmith October 19, 2019

Roblox-military syndrome 

Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.

I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.

Roblox-military syndrome by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022

Special Military Operation 

100% not an invasion. Anyone who conducts a Special Military Operation is an extremely stand up guy and is devoted to world peace with zero intentions whatsoever of starting a war against a sovereign nation. Trust me guys, I am definitely NOT being held at gunpoint by the secret police right now.

I am conducting a Special Military Operation (not an invasion!) to ensure peace in Ukraine.

Special Military Operation by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 8, 2022

Chinese Military Shovel 

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!

Chinese Military Shovel by RummieRR June 9, 2010

Canadian Military

The Canadian Armed Forces also referred to as the Canadian Forces or CF. The combined branches of the military forces of Canada, these being Canada's army, navy, and air force.

The Canadian Forces are charged with providing a multipurpose, combat-capable military service that is ready and able to:

* protect Canada effectively from a direct military threat;
* respond to terrorist activities;
* help Canadians during times of domestic crises caused by environmental or other disasters;
* assist government agencies to
o handle civil emergencies,
o protect Canada's fisheries,
o interdict illegal drugs,
o provide search and rescue services.

Canadian Forces also have a long history of leadership in multi-national peacekeeping and humanitarian relief efforts worldwide.

The Canadian Forces or its component regiments have fought in the War of 1812, the Fenian Raids (1841-1871), North-West Rebellion (1885), the Boer War, World War I, World War II, the Korean War, the First Gulf War, and have contributed to UN and other peacekeeping missions and undeclared wars, notably the Suez Crisis, Cyprus, Croatia, Bosnia, and the War on Terrorism (Afghanistan). Canada is a charter member of NATO and a member of the North American Air Defence treaty (NORAD).

The Canadian Military is one of the most professional and well trained military forces in the world.

Canadian Military by Wikipedia April 19, 2005

special military operation 

An Invasion. Especially one conducted by an authoritarian regime.

This isn’t an Invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine. It is a Special Military Operation.

special military operation by Everyman you know February 26, 2022

Private military company (PMC)

A private company consisting of highly-trained soldiers of former military special forces such as British SAS or U.S. Delta Force, that are hired by corporations all over the world to provide VIP protection details and are responsible for foreign intelligence, maritime reconnaissance, and guerilla warfare.

A PMC was deployed to Russia yesterday.

Private military company (PMC) by Loks July 7, 2005