“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”
Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
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Small time artist from miami with damn fine music that deserves more recognition, “universe”, “it’s not your fault”, “future wife”
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Definitely worth a listen and follow,
Cruz milan is likely to get famous pretty soon
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Person 2: Yeah, he ain't called nigga, he called Rossi Milan.
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The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
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