Asda midget

The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.

Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?

That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.

that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave

by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009

Midgey

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

midgiot

See Ja Rule

Hey is that the midgiot from Murder Inc. ?

by SomeMidgetNamedJaRule October 9, 2003

midgetfista

Someone who takes enjoyment in the fisting of midgets.

"There is colin, he's a midgetfista"

by Manx November 13, 2003

Midgelebrity

A person of unusually small stature that is also well known within popular culture, either regardless or because of this stature.

Verne Troyer, Midget Mac, Gary Coleman, Wee Man, and Webster could all be considered a midgelebrity.

by Screenjunkie August 20, 2008