microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 1, 2021

stinky microwave

A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.

If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.

Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.

by ur.mother May 15, 2018

Small microwave

when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog

Dude I totally small microwaved last night

by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

Tiffani Microsafe

a very annoying human, always playing afl evolution and ignoring mary.

tiffani microsafe is an idiot, but is a god at houseparty calls.

by renegade.me May 4, 2020