My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!
Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!
Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!
by Burtnlovely December 8, 2011
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Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
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A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
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Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
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