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A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.
A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.
Bob “Hey bro, are you sleeping with my girlfriend?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
by Omi1 May 11, 2024
Get the shhh I'm mewing mug.by klyntarx May 30, 2024
Get the Mewing mug.Mewing is the technique of flattening out your tongue against the roof of the mouth. Over time, the movement is said to help realign your teeth and define your jawline.
by Mr. Taz April 10, 2024
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His high fives create earthquakes,
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He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021
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That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
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He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
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by JohnMew August 10, 2021
Get the emo mew mug.(verb, orthotropics) a form of oral posture training to improve jaw and facial structure. It was named after Mike and John Mew, controversial British orthodontists. It involves placing one's tongue at the roof of the mouth and applying pressure, with the aim of changing the structure of the jaws.
by teamdokifanclub_off August 11, 2024
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