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Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.
Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?
by Big wood boat May 8, 2023
mugGet the Mercedes-Benzmug.

chauffeur driven Mercedes

I take a chauffeur driven Mercedes to work every morning.
by adirudi February 6, 2023
mugGet the chauffeur driven Mercedesmug.

Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 29, 2013
mugGet the Michael and Mercedesmug.

mercedes

She acts cold and mean but she just doesnt know how to show anything. She loves Aman and literally cant live without him
mercedes is amans 🗺️ Not yours
by TotallyNotAman December 20, 2022
mugGet the mercedesmug.

Mercedes del carmen

Smart and beautiful woman. Always busy but has a big heart ready to help. Bitchy when she needs to. Caring for family. Loving partner.
Mercedes del carmen ven aqui y amame.
by Niñarica101 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Mercedes del carmenmug.

Mercedes

Mercedes is likely to be a beautiful and very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a great friend who cares for her friends, cheers up everyone and everyone cares about her.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)
I thought she wasn't down to earth at all but she really is a Mercedes.
by King_Nick November 23, 2021
mugGet the Mercedesmug.

Russian Mercedes

Dustin got a Russian Mercedes in his Tesla.
by Russianmercedes30 May 14, 2019
mugGet the Russian Mercedesmug.

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