The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Alex Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
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Get the Mercedes-moron mug.A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.
Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
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