the chance of meatballs

the astonishing art of when your best friend does the splits all the way down for the first time and rips his ballsack open

Cody got the chance of meatballs yesterday.

by nutpotassium October 15, 2019

Long Meatball

A perfect meal to eat on a date or with the homies. It is everything you ever wanted in a meat. You can slurp it, bite it, or even do that thing those dogs do in that one movie!

Yooooooooo, bro can you order a long meatball for the homies?

Hey girl, are you free tonight? I was wondering if you want to go to restaurant location and get a long meatball after school.

by HeyItzYeet November 8, 2020

the meatball is in the sauce

When she is on her period and u stick a nut in.

Hey Dustin the meatball is in the sauce.

by \m/666 March 13, 2017

Sweedish meatballing

The act of a male stuffing his testicles inside the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and banging the hole with said testicles. This can be done while the penis is being used in the same hole or seperate hole or balls alone.

I was banging this chick and she looked bored, so I started sweedish meatballing her butt while we screwed.

by Cave'n December 8, 2012

The Meatball Man

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.

LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!

by Simon J. Riddleson aka Ridley August 25, 2018

meatball sex

When a man has sex with a woman on her period. Also known as having "meat in the sauce".

Judy didn't tell me she was on the rag. We totally had meatball sex last night.

by awesomemcawesomer March 20, 2010

meatball sandwich

Placing your dick n balls inside a bun and delivering it to a someone

Here babe have this meatball sandwich

by yourmomb1tch September 16, 2013