He is usually a very tall bender witch keeps little dead hamsters in his frigid:near his internet Rueter & he sniffs his dad up the you know what and does brown sugar in his nose.
Jack talks
Max are you okay
Jack you fucking idiot
Max your a fucking idiot?
Max hello
Max hello
Max is anyone there....
POLICE ARRIVE WITH 7 FOUR GAUGE SHOTGUNS
MAX is on the floor with 3 little hamster and 2 1/2 kids
Max are you okay
Jack you fucking idiot
Max your a fucking idiot?
Max hello
Max hello
Max is anyone there....
POLICE ARRIVE WITH 7 FOUR GAUGE SHOTGUNS
MAX is on the floor with 3 little hamster and 2 1/2 kids
by User199273799901173 August 12, 2020
Get the Maxmug. Max is a sweet guy who loves to meet new people and someone you can go to for advice he will always be there for you no matter what, he makes people smile and laugh,
by Emodino15 November 2, 2015
Get the Maxmug. Max short for Maximus, which in Russia means Large Penis. Max is Awesome, hes a really great guy. If you have a friend like Max never let him go. Everyone loves Max the Boys and the Girls. Max is short, but that doesn't mean he isn't fast. Max doesn't do a lot of sports either. Max has a hot Body and a big Penis. Max is a total Package! He also is very Humorous.
by 1234abcd4321dcba February 15, 2014
Get the Maxmug. by abadboywithabaditude November 29, 2017
Get the Maxmug. The act of acquiring every achievement in an Xbox 360 game. Not just completing the story, but grabbing every single point.
I maxed Gears of War yesterday.
I been trying to max Modern Warfare, but it's very difficult.
I really don't feel like maxing Cloning Clyde, because it's a shit pile of a game.
I been trying to max Modern Warfare, but it's very difficult.
I really don't feel like maxing Cloning Clyde, because it's a shit pile of a game.
by Uncletator February 7, 2010
Get the MAXmug. by Maxington560 February 7, 2019
Get the Maxmug.