Max
A complete dumbass
Max by Peterpumpkineater6969 May 30, 2019
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Short for Maximus. Max is a sweetheart at birth. He loves fortnite. His favorite song is earth because lil dicky sings it and it reminds him of his childhood. Lil dicky makes Max laugh because there is a grown up word in his name. He also likes to nibble on his gold chain. Max is funny and flocking sexy , but watch out... he will steal your heart with that big d....BOO!
Max: “Mommy Mommy Zoo! Take me to the zoo!”.
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”
Max by elflover101 July 23, 2019
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max is a very sweet guy. he puts himself down a lot. he loves being loved but loves not crying on the phone. he likes to be cuddled. max’s are usually touch starved. he usually has a lot of blankets and pillows. max’s are often really cold. most max’s (female, male, and gender nonconforming) love emo rock bands.
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max by *gay panic* July 26, 2019