Max

Max is a sweet guy who loves to meet new people and someone you can go to for advice he will always be there for you no matter what, he makes people smile and laugh,
Wow that's max he's hot !!!
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He is usually a very tall bender witch keeps little dead hamsters in his frigid:near his internet Rueter & he sniffs his dad up the you know what and does brown sugar in his nose.
Jack talks

Max are you okay
Jack you fucking idiot
Max your a fucking idiot?
Max hello
Max hello
Max is anyone there....

POLICE ARRIVE WITH 7 FOUR GAUGE SHOTGUNS

MAX is on the floor with 3 little hamster and 2 1/2 kids
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Max short for Maximus, which in Russia means Large Penis. Max is Awesome, hes a really great guy. If you have a friend like Max never let him go. Everyone loves Max the Boys and the Girls. Max is short, but that doesn't mean he isn't fast. Max doesn't do a lot of sports either. Max has a hot Body and a big Penis. Max is a total Package! He also is very Humorous.
I love a great Max!
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A bad boy with a batitude, always getting bussssaaaayyyy, and hated by losers.
loser: Max is mean.

cool kid: No Max is awesome
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The act of acquiring every achievement in an Xbox 360 game. Not just completing the story, but grabbing every single point.
I maxed Gears of War yesterday.
I been trying to max Modern Warfare, but it's very difficult.
I really don't feel like maxing Cloning Clyde, because it's a shit pile of a game.
by Uncletator February 07, 2010
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Damn,you gave him a Max.
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A very cool person who does not appreciate disrespectful behavior ever.
by Maxington560 February 07, 2019
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