chicken masturbating

Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack

Wow! I was walking down the street and then i saw a chicken masturbating.

by Jacobthechickenman August 25, 2006

Masturfarting

Masturfarting, as opposed to its also popular brother activity, Farturbating, is when one engages in the act of masturbating while they pass gass. The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are masturfarting. Congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

Ron: "Why does it smell so weird in here?"

Dave: "Sorry, Ron, I was masturfarting. That should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets."

by FarturBATing September 27, 2010

No mastrubating March

You can’t mastrubating whole month it is like no nut November but with mastrubating and girls needs to participat

Girl:yo I will go mastrubating home

Boy: no you can’t

Girl:why
It’s no mastrubating march

by Krapālis November 17, 2019

masturbaking

The art of masturbating whilst baking.

Man, I made such a good batch of pumpkin bread last night, I started masturbaking while it was still in the oven.

by Reaper621 September 1, 2010

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008

Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

by patmyballs July 10, 2009

masturbating to stay warm

An interaction where a person strokes another's ego, which was passively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. "Masturbate" relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while "staying warm" relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.

Joe's Facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): I think my gym membership is paying off.

Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.

Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*

Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.

by Sisterhood of Words March 27, 2017