martini

martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.

example: martini is awesome

by -becca March 17, 2021

Dirty Martini

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.

“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”

by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023

viagra martini

when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini

"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."

by liznerd January 15, 2024

Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).

“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”

by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023

Buxton martini

Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.

Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.

by MaineMan207 December 22, 2022

Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022