Mari On Mars
Mari On Mars by Fampion May 3, 2021
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mari lwyd
a christmas tradition carried out through centuries in south wales where they stick a horse's skull to the end of a pole. they then decorate the skull, put a person behind it, cover both with a sheet, and name it mari lwyd. mari lwyd and a group of people called its "caretakers" then go house-to-house singing a song about wanting to come into their home. the owners of the house are then expected to sing back with excuses on why they don't want the monstrosity entering their home. this continues until mari lwyd gives up or the home owner allows them inside. if mari lwyd is allowed inside, it and its caretakers raid your pantry and drink all your beer.
tldr: a weird horse skull on a stick that you rap battle.
tldr: a weird horse skull on a stick that you rap battle.
mari lwyd by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021
mari discord
mari discord by totally not mari lol March 28, 2023
Mari le cannibal
A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth
• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth
• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
Mari le cannibal by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( July 29, 2023
Mari-Wannabe
An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.
Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?
Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.
Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.
Mari-Wannabe by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
Mari-Jane
Mari-Jane the perfect girl. Hottest and sexiest out there. She's perfect and very athletic. A female like her is very smart and talented. She has amazing vocals and knows music. She's what everyone wants. All females like her should be thick with a nice booty and a beautiful smile.
Mari-Jane by She fine asf April 12, 2018