Hiljson Mandela

Literally the apsolute god of Vrbik and Šnjevka

That guy is so high je must ne Hiljson Mandela.

by Kniga November 21, 2021

oi wagwan mandem youve got some peng creps fam

When a roadman (preferably over lvl 203) says you have got some nice or “peng” shoes or “creps”

You (a new roadman lvl 1 with your mandem):Oi blud!
Little T(an experienced lvl 999 roadman with his mandem):Oi wagwan Mandem youve got some peng creps fam!
You:Thanks fam i be rocking these bare timbs!

by Heccin’ good boye July 26, 2018

nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"

"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Mangekyo sharenganal

The sexual act of fucking a girl so hard in the arse with no lubrication that it starts to bleed, then squeezing the blood off the tip of your penis into her eyes thus passing on the mangekyo sharenganal.

Michael: dude do Barbara's eyes look different today?
Nathan: yeah I passed on the mangekyo sharenganal to her last night.
Michael: that's the secret technique of your clan, I hope you rinsengand your balls in the sink afterwards.

by 7793 October 12, 2019

the Manduka effect

The manduka effect is to be so ridiculously good looking that all the girls are throwing themselves at you. You use the cheesiest pick up lines but they still work... why is this you ask, well this is because he is using the manduka effect. This can be classified as a super power and one of the x men actually had the manduka effect but it was later removed because the directors believed that it was completely unrealistic that one man could be such a stud with the ladies

Person 1.Hey hows that guy such a hit with the ladies?
Person 2. Dude how can you not tell hes got the manduka effect

by steve michaels January 1, 2011

Second Mandela Effect

The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas

Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...

Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.

Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.

Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.

by pineappleisgood February 1, 2017

mandem

your crew/gang that you go around with and get in trouble with, usually 4-6 people.

teacher 1: Best get in isolation right now.
girl 1: No chance,not without my mandem.
girl 2,girl 3,girl 4: Get iso on friday mandem cause fishy's on duty first break,it'll be a laugh

by greenblazer April 4, 2019