Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.
Darren has a Magnum Shlong
by DaddyLobster69 November 27, 2021
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yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong
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Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way
When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.
by Hatogla November 17, 2023
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magnumous

An adjective that holds more power than a word such as “great” or “grand,” but that is not as meaningful as a word such as “magnificent” or “extraordinary,” for example; almost like a middle ground between the two. It can also refer to something or a number of things that are notably large in number.
The detailed report was absolutely magnumous, and the team’s few weeks of hard work was clear in the amazing final product.

As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.

“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”
by Two Cats In a Trenchcoat March 31, 2024
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Wiener Magnum

A word brought on by frustration while playing a video game. Mainly used when thrown from a vehicle.
Oh wiener magnum! I was hit by a grenade, thrown out of the car, and hit a tree.
by The Tubman April 22, 2009
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Magnum

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )
Jimmy: "Check it out, I found a magnum!"

Timmy: "I wish I found it..."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.
Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.
by Lily0beatr May 27, 2022
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