Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

Maftin

Hot.

You don’t need a coat it’s proper maftin.

by KweenDee April 6, 2021

Maftuna

Maftuna is of Arabic Origin. It’s a Persian, Tajik, and Uzbek name for girls that’s means “charming” “attractive”.

Maftuna is a attractive girl

by Briii.5 November 24, 2021

hail marty

When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...

Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!

by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013

Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”

by BradTheChad November 29, 2017

Wal-Martyr

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.

The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.

by UncaMo November 23, 2020

big dick marty

one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.

John: oh, look its Marty

ted: no that's big dick Marty to you

by big dick marty May 13, 2021