Dixie Mafia

also known as the Southern Mafia, a criminal organization predominatley active in the southern U.S. They are characterized as a violent and loosely organized group of criminals, who make their living mostly through contract killing, drug smuggling, and armed robbery. The Dixie Mafia have connections with the Itialian and Irish mafia aswell as several Miami-based Cuban drug cartels. It has even been stated that former President Bill Clinton has connections with the group. They are unique in that while most modern organized crime syndicates have a set "don" or "boss", the leader of the Dixie Mafia is determined by who has the most money, or whoever is most financially secure.

the Dixie Mafia, although not as well known as the Italian mafia, have prooven to be even more deadly. "During a ten year period from 1968 to 1978 when the Italian Mafia was in the headlines for a spree of thirty murders, their redneck counterparts quietly dispatched 156 victims."

The 1973 film "Walking Tall" is based on actual events surrounding the Dixi Mafia.

The one precept that members are expected to adhere to is: "Thou shalt not snitch to the cops"

by Noi"wootz"Treddic July 14, 2007

Triple 6 Mafia

The group started in 1991 in Memphis with DJ Paul (Paul Beauregard), Juicy J (Jordan Houston) and Lord Infamous (Ricky Dunigan). The original name for the hip hop group was "Backyard Posse", followed shortly after by "Triple Six Mafia" and originally did "horrorcore" music. And yes real legit horrercore music that involved real satanic slurs and refrences..The group formed through release of many EPs from their own record company with Nick Scarfo, Prophet Entertainment, later launching their own label, Hypnotize Minds Records; during their early career, they also propelled the careers of several other rappers. Eventually added before the release of Mystic Stylez were rappers Koopsta Knicca (Robert Cooper), Gangsta Boo (Lola Mitchell), and Crunchy Black (Darnell Carlton).Mystic styles was the last album that was done by triple 6 mafia because on this album it was a defining example of horrorcore-style rap that that started to decrease after this album.On the song now im high pt.3 Lord Infamous says "the three 6 anti-christ bloody seven seas/ the blackness in my eyes i hear an angel cry now i lay down to die come and burden me". Also gangsta boo refers to herself as the devils daughter on multiple tracks.And DJ paul says many satanic verses like I'm on a cross, Lucifer, please cut me free," and "A mind for murder but the barrel couldn't tell you half about this antichrist; Look into my eyes tell me what you see; The demonic man about scarecrowism..Dont get me wrong they were a great group and im a big fan but at one point you cant deny that the group or at least a few members were satanic. I mean think what you want but there name was triple 6 mafia (the beast 666) not 6 members to three cause thats bullshit.. Also did you notice the few times it was denied it was only denied by Juicy J in the interview no one else and thats proubualy cause his dad's a preacher (but i really never heard juicy say anything saytanic anyway) Ask lord infamous the same question if he worships the the devil and youll get a completly diffrent answer lol..

Buck: A bruh do you got that new three 6 mafia cd?
Mane: Hell na i fucks with that old triple 6 mafia shit it was was way better..

by Ronald_Mcdonald June 10, 2009

Military Mafia

The Military Mafia is a gang which is comprised of hardened war veterans which engage in organized criminal activity. They specialize in murder for hire, extortion, high risk armed robberies, sophisticated burglaries as well as narcotics & firearms trafficking. They are currently operating in New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, Atlanta, Savannah, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago, and Houston.

Members that represent this gang are expected to maintain military like discipline, appearance, and keep up to date with training in hand to hand combat, weapons, explosives, intelligence/counter intelligence , communications, medical skills, Urban Warfare tactics, and Close Quarters Battle skills.

They do allow non-military personnel into there ranks as soldiers but they too are expected to be trained and work under a former military crew leader. They must have been involved with current members (criminally) prior to their enlistment into the gang.

Ranks include:
Associate-----Low Ranking Soldier
Solider--------Soldier
Cpl-Of-Guard-Leader of team of Associates
Sgt-At-Arms--Leader of team of Soldiers
Captain-------Leader of 2 Crews of Sgt/Cpl and teams
Boss-----------Engages in business operations

Yo I heard Carlos shipment got licked??!?? Word them Military Mafia mother fucka's did him dirty.

by Mil Maf Sgt At Arms July 24, 2009

scissor gang mafia

anyone from 12 to 25 who feels the need to take pics while flashing the peace sign, usually with the arm bent across the chest, trying to look 'gangsta'. an overtly outward attempt to cover for douchebaggery. for added effect will also turn hat side ways. can be certifed by asking them to spell 'ghetto' or by simply pointing a camera at them. actually flashing the sign in front of a real gang banger would get their ass kicked for being a poser. tend to 'represent' in great numbers on myspace by taking self portraits. usually outed on the dirty dot com.

when the photographer for the local '@night' website went trolling at the local skank holes, the scissor gang mafia was representin' in force every time he pointed the camera at someone!

by captain sarcastic October 16, 2009

Toaster Mafia

A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.

This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.

Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.

The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.

Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".

Extra caution should be taken.

I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?

by wingmom September 22, 2010

Epic Mafia

A site where the objective is to spam the most in a chatroom, create make-believe friends over the internet, and compose bullshit theories about a game where a majority of victory is based on luck. Known for pissers who usually rage like hell, because points in an online game are all that they have in their miserable existence. This usually contributes to people committing suicide and/or falling into a coma and turning into a vegetable.

Birthplace of online gonorrhea.

lucidrains: Come to Epic Mafia for family fun, asshole!

by laexio January 2, 2012

Kush Mafia

Kush Mafia; N- or for short "KM". Just a bunch of 15-16 year old stoner fags who think their cool because they smoke weed, roll and trip out to their fingers and go to parties like it's college but will eventually be too dumb and lazy to even make it in to one and will never get to experience the real thing. They are actually far from a mafia and not even close to being a gang because they're too pussy to do shit even if you diss their little group in front of them to their face. They reside in Burbank, California where the only thing a cop will do to you is give you a ticket for j-walking or riding a bike with out a helmet because nothing else goes on. They constantly argue like bitches over who's the leader of the "KM" before they take their first bong rip. Kids who watch a little too much "Friday". Some go to Burroughs High and you can usually find some of them playing hacky sack in the middle of the quad during lunch while they kiss Bob Marley picture in their binders.

Jack: Yea fool I just joined this sick ass mafia.

Bob: Oh really thats cool. By the way me and my friends are having a little kick back at my place with the ladys. I've got brew and then we might go dirt biking after the next day. You can come if you want.

Jack: Haha Naaaahhhhhh dawg ima go blaze fat at my homie Franks house. Kush Mafia nigga! Dont front!

Bob: Fag.

by fuck837464433 April 11, 2010