Macaroni

An old 1700s word for lavish or "drip".

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni.

by bullipopigan December 14, 2024

Macaroni

The act of lubricating one's elbow and using it to jerk someone off.

She may be a freak, but has she ever macaroni'd you?

by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear

O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out

by Coki Doki December 16, 2019

macaroni

y-you know,,, the pasta you p-put with cheese,,,,,

“yo i wanna rub macaroni all over my face”

“wow same bro”

by the macaroni god November 27, 2017

Macaroni and Hot Dogs

Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.

I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!

by Grizzly Dipper June 5, 2018

Paula Deen macaroni

Crack sprinkled with ecstasy

Hey bitch boy, you serven up some of fat Paula Deen macaroni niggaaaaaaaa

by RkoIsLife1738 November 1, 2020

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014