by WhoGivesADimeAboutUsernames October 23, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.
Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!
by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Person 1: Hi
Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch
Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.
by Bush February 14, 2023
Get the Minecraftmug. A Videogame Developed By Mojang Studios in 2009. since then the game has had millions of players, making it one of the most popular videogames in the entire WORLD!
by KineticNugget November 16, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Minecraft is my favorite game I also killed the wither today that's fun. Then my fucking world got corrupted
by Dbb101lucky May 17, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug.