losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

losing my marbels

When someone is getting less concentrated, confused, or committing mistakes all the time then he is losing his marbels. It is related to the mental status of this person. It does not mean he is metally ill though.

I can not pass this exam. It seems I am losing my marbels

Stop thinking of her, you are losing your marbels

If I stayed unemployed any longer, I will lose my marbels

by bambastik January 14, 2010

Losing your skittles

To lose ones mind.

Emily: "Nigga you crazy, I'ma lose ma skittles on the bitch"

Erik: "The psycho was all up in ma grill. I put the shot glass down and I almost lost my skittles on the kid."

Geneva: "Keep it cool, you don't wanna be goin' around, losing your skittles on people, popo might got somethin' to say about that!"

by Neofishfries May 24, 2011

Lose it like Travis

To lose all sense of reality and go ape-shit over insignificant issues.

Hot Karl will Lose it like Travis when the he finds out the report was mis-sent to the wrong customer

by Rosie O'D February 18, 2009

Losing Your Mud

Losing one's mud is a reference to shitting. Used first by radio god, Phil Hendrie.

"I lost my mud in the supermarket today. I was soo fuckin' embarrassed." "Losing your mud on your neighbor's lawn gnome is a federal crime." "FFS, why can't I use a t. seat like a normal person -- I can't stop losing my mud in public.

by Thyne Eggard Foresythe April 29, 2010

Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014