Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

popular loner

lauren (pookie) walls

“pookie is such a popular loner today”
“oh i know shes always so popular yet so lonely”

by pookiethepopularloner October 27, 2021

loner

A woman who has a lady boner.

I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.

by Bowshalf February 20, 2018

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 11, 2017

Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.

He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner

by Isthatswavy January 2, 2022

stoney loner

A motherfucking young rapper from the southeast who can always be found if you follow the smell of za

Aye have you heard Stoney loner’z music?

by Stoney loner November 23, 2021