libertarian

1. Someone who thinks Somalia is a nice place to live.
2. One who thinks Ayn Rand is a good writer and isn't crazy.
3. Delves into the archives of history to base an ideology off of Industrial Age Europe in much the same way conservatives do medieval England.
4. One who thinks the free market should decide whether or not it's okay to force your children to work in African mines doing backbreaking labor, inhaling toxic fumes and whatnot for eight cents an hour.

The Dark Lord Cthulhu
Beelzebub
Prince of Darkness
Satan
Michael Badnarik
Ayn Rand
Hoover

^ each and every one a proud Libertarian

by JustAHumbleMan April 3, 2007

Liberty, MO

A town outside of Kansas City that is fairly average. There are lots of elem schools and 2 high schools, and all belong to the same system. The kids there think they're top shit and the girls date assholes and ignore normal people. Fads come and go every year, right now it is 'Beats' Headphones.

Has all the standard restaurants and a couple movie theaters. Fairly spread out with lots of suburbs. Again lots of drama bullshit and kids are spoiled rotten and never, ever, grow up, but it has a otherwise good community. Not too much crime.

"God, this town is turning into a Liberty, MO."

"Indeed."

by starbucks555 March 20, 2012

civil liberties

Civil liberties are protections from the power of governments. Examples include:
* freedom of speech,
* freedom of the press,
* freedom of assembly,
* freedom of unwarranted searches by the government,
* trial by jury, and even
* freedom to own an AK.

That's OK, you can have my civil liberties Mr. Ashcroft. I wasn't using them anyway. At least I still have my AK.

by mandingoe August 5, 2004

Liberty Spikes

A hair style worn by punk rockers where a strand of hair is gelled or glued and then twisted at the tip to form a "spike". Eventually when gone through the whole head, it looks like the statue of liberty's spiked crown, thus giving it the name of Liberty Spike. Nowadays most posers wear them, who aren't really punks but do it for the fashion.

Real punk rockers used wood glue for their hair styles.

by RustyRazor November 9, 2003

Lumberton

Lumberton, New Jersey. A cursed place, whose residents may never leave New Jersey.

Dude: Hey, where do you live?
Lumbertonian: Lumberton.
Dude: Where's that?
Lumbertonian: Hell.

by J-E-B September 24, 2009

Libertarian

A party of people who claim they take the best beliefs of both liberals and conservatives to form the perfect party.
Yet at the same time, if in power, they would merge the special and normal Olympics and have the losers beaten to death with copies of Atlas Shrugged.

"Beelzebub, did you rig Bush's election?"
"That well meaning freak? Hell no, I voted for the Libertarian party"

by Liberal Dude April 13, 2006

Adam Lambert

They guy with an amazing voice. He can sang Tracks of my tears to play that funky music to mad world to whole lotta love to can't get no satisfaction.

OMG! When Adam Lambert sang Mad World Simon Cowell gave him a standing ovation, That has never happen before.

by Jcandy May 16, 2009