goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

by crackmoka December 28, 2005

Lessetarian

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.

Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.

by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008

leservoir

used to describe a situation or location that is full of very butch, masculine or otherwise hostile women.

We arrived at the party, but decided to leave after it became clear that it was a total leservoir.

by dirtyjersey1591 June 16, 2008

Letheria

Quiet, Shy and wants to be loved.
Trys to please everyone only to be shot down.
Has a huge heart but is easily broken.

Letheria gave their heart to me, i wish i could return the favor:/

by Mrs.Polorific June 19, 2011

Lersey

It's a new level of luxury.

I'm dripping in diamonds and sippin on 40 OZ. Livin' lersey.

by fullytuckeredout June 13, 2013

Leserection

A lesbian erection

She had a throbbing leserection following the Ellen DeGeneres show

by RNBisShyte April 26, 2014