Lemon

A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.

“You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head”

by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

Lemon

A mentally disabled fruit; Having enough chromosomes to reproduce asexually and alone forever

Lemon: "OH! TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE"

by RetardedFroot May 29, 2016

Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke ensues)
“YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 12, 2017

Lemon

a lesbian;
a device created out of a lemon for smoking hashish.

by lopus April 24, 2003

Lemon

vegeble

want lemon is good vegeble

by 不明白 February 25, 2020