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And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.
Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.
by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013
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Bad Ass Lawyer

Emily is a bad ass lawyer who focuses on facts, not fuckery.
by westanemily February 12, 2021
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lawyers that win cases

What’s something that is unreal?”

Lawyers that win cases”
by Cheeae February 24, 2024
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Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
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Lawyer

Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!
by Non Partisan October 18, 2020
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While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.
Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2025
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