The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.
by Morris Lester January 31, 2025
An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!
Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020
When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower
by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024
When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).
Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018