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human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?
by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024
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Arab Lawnmower

A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2: me and my girlfriend did the Arab Lawnmower
by theyoungersheisthebetter January 23, 2021
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Lawnmower

A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.
I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower
by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020
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Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.
He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.
by Bruvongeezy July 12, 2024
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sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere
by Bummer753 June 6, 2024
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