A game originally invented by Native Americans. Involves a "ball", cradled in the "head" of a long, hard, "shaft." Originally intended to demonstrate strength and agility as well as serve as a source of pride to the better team. In recent years, it has become popular, and, contrary to the original intent, has been the patron sport of rapists (Duke) preppies, pussies, and testosterone junkies alike.
laX player: Let's have a party after the lacrosse game and sodomise a single mother trying to support her family by stripping.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
by SitreadyRow March 28, 2009
One of the oldest and most physical sports around. Warning if you can't take a hit and has no balls this is not the sport for you baseball is the sport for you because baseball is a sport created for pussies that can't get hit because if they do there gonna cry and call for there mommies. That's not what lacrosse players do when they get hit multiple times. Lacrosse is a sport that you have work your ass off to get better were baseball you just have to throw, catch, and just swing at the right time explains how a lot of baseball players are fat as fuck. Plus lacrosse player are probably some of the most smartest athletes there are. Most baseball go to straight to the minors or drops out of college. This also explains why a lot of baseball players are drug addicts. This explains how lacrosse is better and the lacrosse players that play in the pros might not get as much money. But the pro guys don't play for the money they play for the love of the game. That's what makes lacrosse special. For all you baseball players that thinks lacrosse is gay go suck a dick.
I play baseball and I like to suck dicks and not get my ass kicked.
I play lacrosse and I play one of the most manliest sports alive I don't play any pussie sports like baseball I think they need to grow a pair.
I play lacrosse and I play one of the most manliest sports alive I don't play any pussie sports like baseball I think they need to grow a pair.
by Proper_Matt15 July 10, 2015
A sport played by real athletes who can take a shove. It takes a lot of skill and athleticism unlike softball or baseball only the realist of badasses play lacrosse
Dude she plays lacrosse that’s badass
I play lacrosse because I was tired of sitting around standing playing softball
I play lacrosse because I was tired of sitting around standing playing softball
by Abby Edgehill August 13, 2018
Lacrosse is a pretty gay sport due to the fact throwing balls at each other (gay). Then other guys catch these balls (gay). and then they do gay stuff (straight)
by XxItsLilSpiffyxX May 23, 2019
The best sport in the world. Lacrosse is played with an stick and a ball. Mostly hot guys play lacrosse and amazing girls
by Heyheybae June 03, 2018
A game played by 1,000's of men, women and children alike. Although many baseball players scrutinize lacrosse because it is apparently for the weak and is unathletic people who fail at other sports, in reality it a large amount of skill and physical and mental toughness to play through a game of lacrosse due to having to run nonstop and being constantly baraded by defenseman. Commonly named as the fast's sport on two legs. It is played in the spring time. Over the past 20 years lacrosse has grown boasting a pro sports league.
baseball player: It takes no skill to play lacrosse
Lacrosse player: Try shooting a ball into a tiny goal with half the goal covered by a skilled goalie
Lacrosse player: Try shooting a ball into a tiny goal with half the goal covered by a skilled goalie
by peteress dommonus August 03, 2015
A sport similar to hockey but in the air, people tend to hate on it because they are unintelligent. It takes some strength and smarts. As of 2019 it is the fastest growing sport. (AKA: Lax)
Guy 1: Dude I think I might try out for the lacrosse team.
Guy 2: Damn you must be tough. Lacrosse is a hard sport.
Guy 1: I’ve been checking it out for awhile now. Lacrosse seems like a really cool sport.
Guy 2: Damn you must be tough. Lacrosse is a hard sport.
Guy 1: I’ve been checking it out for awhile now. Lacrosse seems like a really cool sport.
by natethegreat1030 May 03, 2019