labia

The stretchy skin around a vagina.

"I licked around the smooth surface of her labia."

by Jenell Bordan January 27, 2003

labialographer

One who participates, as often as possible and especially enjoys, in the study of labialography. These individuals may be male, female, bi-sexual, heterosexual, or homosexual and are often not concerned whatsoever with the age of the labia being studied so long as the female is a willing and age appropriate participant.

If I hadn't been so intently focused on increasing my expertise as a labialographer, I might have earned my Master's Degree in Business.

by PabloinL.A. August 2, 2007

labiaracist

What you are when you judge a woman by the color of her labia.

"She prolly has dark cunt lips. I don't like her" says the labiaracist.

by phyxated March 28, 2011

labia ache

the female equivalent of hypothetical ball ache. if something presents itself as a laborious task/pain in the ass it is otherwise known as a labia ache.

uhh, i don't want to shave my legs tonight, its such a labia ache!

by ERaeE October 9, 2013

Labia-rinth

A maze of vaginal lips. A labyrinth of labia

I went down on Becky and it was worse than a roast beef sandwhich, it was a labia-rinth

by Darth Wolfsburg August 27, 2015

dirty labord

the method of removing the penis from the anus and using it to give someone an uni-brow.

WHOA! that chick has a HUUUUGE dirty labord!

by Dannielle April 16, 2005

Drew Labert

Describes a total swaggot. He wears hoodies and basketball shorts year round, listens to mac miller and other swaggot rappers.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that douche
Guy 2: He is such a Drew Labert.

by JtaylorFuckingForTheWin December 19, 2012