Every Kyle's got a Cartman. 

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

Every Kyle's got a Cartman. by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

jeremy kyle 

twat

Hi I'm jeremy kyle and im a twat.

jeremy kyle by the truth 477777 August 21, 2008

Totally Kyle 

In the Nickelodeon TV series, "The Amanda Show", there was a sketch, where Drake Bell portrayed a dimwitted teen named Kyle. The announcer would say, "From his garage it's Totally Kyle." He would tell random stories, which would usually start with, "One Time"... and then the announcer would say, "And that was Totally Kyle." Then he would play his guitar.

To refer to one as Totally Kyle, he would have to be innocent, dumb and random, and would make random and off topic remarks.

Teacher: "What happened during Sherman's March during the Civil War?"

Jordan: "Oh, one time, we marched in the Macy's day parade and I forgot my underwear."

Erik: "We're studying the Civil War, who do you think you are, 'Totally Kyle?'"
by EmRson on Nov 28, 2009

Totally Kyle by ewlfer;wfrwe;k November 28, 2009

Kyle Korver 

Kyle Korver is the best pure shooter in the nba. He is the pimp shit no one can stop him. He is one of the best white players in the league. He also went to Creighton which is a tight college.

Kyle Korver for three
Kyle Korver is now 10-10 on the night from downtown.

Kyle Korver by Matt11 July 30, 2008

Kyle 

the fucking greatest person you will ever meet. The greatest fucking body you will ever see. He has the greatest laugh and funniest jokes. He would jump on a grenade to save his friends life.

Girl 1: He's a total Kyle.
Girl 2: Gah i'm wet just thinking about him!

Kyle by Yuo Chun February 2, 2019

Kyle 

Kyle is a funny guy. He always makes jokes about sex. But, hes very lovable and cute. He can be a jerk. But, its hard to make him mad. He likes attention from girls.

Wow he is funny and cute.He is a Kyle.

Kyle by Badanboujebjtch01 January 26, 2017

kyle busch 

1) NASCAR's biggest douchebag
2) The most hated NASCAR driver of pretty much every race fan on earth

When things don't go the way Kyle Busch wants them to, he throws a temper tantrum and acts like a little whiny baby.

kyle busch by keyboardsmash October 16, 2009