There is no such thing.
by The truff September 10, 2012

by Gilly Monster September 9, 2010

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"
Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.
by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

Gross Kristen butt is an extreme form of cooties that effects girls name Kristen and makes them super needy Harry Potter dorks
by phrog2011 July 21, 2019

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
by ariklkira November 14, 2012

by savriena June 4, 2023

A girl from Canada who started her social media career on Musical.ly now called TikTok. She is a complete slut and dresses like a hoe. She also suffers from alopecia.
Ja'maya- Hey, is that girl over there at the Starbucks wearing only a bra and underwear Kristen Hancher?
Keisha- Yep. It's easy to recognize that hoe from a mile away. Also she's wearing a pink wig. She's clearly suffering from massive hair loss.
Ja'maya- Yeah. I hope her alopecia gets cured!! Her multicolor weaves hurt my eyes. She blinded my brother through his phone screen.
Keisha- Shiiii for real???
Keisha- Yep. It's easy to recognize that hoe from a mile away. Also she's wearing a pink wig. She's clearly suffering from massive hair loss.
Ja'maya- Yeah. I hope her alopecia gets cured!! Her multicolor weaves hurt my eyes. She blinded my brother through his phone screen.
Keisha- Shiiii for real???
by pramelajadgar234 November 23, 2020
