krackabrown

1.the white guys verision of Rick James
2.the white black guy

Im krackabrown Bitches!

by Dante616 July 27, 2006

knackercracker

harsh violent damage to the scrotum, worst case scenario ,kick in the bollocks by a metal toe cap boot

"fuck off ,or i will give you a knackercracker you wont forget in a hurry ,bastard

by rudikeegan October 28, 2006

knack

To knack: to fuck, to hump, to shag, to bone.

Ah, Dave! I'd knack that tight piece of ass!

by Chemise January 1, 2009

knackwurst

1. A short, chubby sausage
2. An erection that resembles such a sausage.
3. A short, thick penis attached to a German man.

Kara: Was it big?
Sara: Not bad...it was like a knackwurst.
Kara: Length matters to me.
Sara: Well I liked it.

by Kara&Sara January 3, 2008

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.

Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.

by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008

Kack Sack

a strange bag one might carry just for the excuse to carry a strange bag. The bag is most likely both uncomfortable to carry but also nearly impossible to use as a bag (cannot hold useful items). And holy shit what is this? The FaceBook feed seems to be updating talking about Porn! and terrorists? What is this crud crumpet? I shall not accept this random posting of strange words by freshmen (for who else actually visits this page).

Do you under stand the stupid bag word? I just wrote this so I could say Kack Sack in real life, and cry in front of my three friends, so fuck life, fuck me (please don't), and fuck tennis.

I but some bull shit in my Uber Fashionable Kack Sack just so I could justify carrying this stupid bag.

by Feleckitet May 27, 2014

Knacker Drinking

The act of consuming alocoholic beverages outdoors, often in a park or field, and preferably near a waterway, often engaged in my youths not old enough or rich enough to drink in bars.

"Me and the lads was knacker drinking down the valley with the girls on Sa'urday. Was fookin lashed, but than the Guards came and we had to leg it and I lost three tins of Bulmers.'

by The Real Mr Fish July 12, 2009